"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
05/04/2018 at 11:32 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire
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"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
05/04/2018 at 11:32 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire | 8
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Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! “Fourth of May, with you, may it be.” – European Yoda
1 st Wipe : Martin Winterkorn probably won’t face trial in the US, but also probably can’t leave Germany if he wants to avoid extradition. Well, unless he takes a long vacation to Argentina or something.
2 nd Wipe : Elon Musk ignored analyst questions during Tesla earnings call, preferring to go to YouTubers for discussion. Still no answer as to whether the existence a black Model X secretly represents the marginalization of white males in America.
3 rd Wipe : And Tesla stock collectively lost over $2 billion in value as Elon winged it. YouTubers suspect Jewish conspiracy.
4 th Wipe : BMW operating profits down 3% on exchange rates. When asked whether this signaled anything for Q2, executives insisted that BMW never signals anything.
5 th Wipe : GM’s Orion, Michigan economy car factory adds another notch to its belt as it builds the Bolt and leads way for company’s autonomous future.
Splashback : !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! released “Pink Cadillac” today in 1984, bolstering false hope for millions of Mary Kay consultants around the world.
OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
> Ash78, voting early and often
05/04/2018 at 11:38 |
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1st Wipe... So subtle. Very well done.
Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> Ash78, voting early and often
05/04/2018 at 11:57 |
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Well, unless he takes a long vacation to Argentina or something.
HA